Family visits destroy my creativity, and exacerbate my Narcissistic Personality Disorder.
Here are some Narcissistic photos of me, my sister and my mother. The Boatman and the Big Black Dog also make appearances. How could I leave them out? Especially the Big Black Dog. He is an incredibly talented narcissist.
|Me and my narcissistic dog.|
|Me, Sister, Mother|
Same as above. Sister and Mother have more creative faces than I do. Recall that they destroyed my creativity during their visit. I forgive them.
Take Two, At the Beach. Sister throws her head back and the result is quite flattering.
The Icy Water's Aftermath.
Mother. Quite good-looking.
Boatman plays the Cozy Hero.
Sister and I pose gracefully by a boat.
Sister graces the grocery store parking lot with her Salmon on Salmon attire. Note the salmon knapsack as well. And the toe point.
(Doesn't this remind you of the Boatman's Friend "Salmon Pants." His name used to be Radislov, and he always wore salmon pants. Then he went to an art show where the walls were salmon and alas, his legs disappeared. Learn all about Mr. Salmon Pants and more at the Boatman's website www.verysatisfied.com.)
Now, back to being narcissistic.
Curious, isn't it?
I think this is the end of my prolific display of narcissism.
I hope that my creativity returns soon.
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